Lemon: the driveway and front yard are torn up, the contractor isn’t showing up to finish the job, and the landlords have already paid them 2\/3, so who knows when they will finish. I need to move the car to the street every day, and move it to the dirt driveway at night to avoid a ticket. I sometimes fall asleep before moving the car at night.
\nLemon: in an absurd parody of security, air travelers need to put their toothpaste into ziplock baggies to fly.
\nLemonade: the envelope-sized ziplock baggies from the Menlo Parking Patrol are just the right size for a toothbrush and toothpaste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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