A very little lizard scampered into my house one day when I opened the
\ndoor to the deck. If it can feed itself on things it finds indoors, it’s
\ndoing me a favor, so I haven’t chased it away. It looks brown on the
\nhardwood molding, mottled on the berber carpet, and albino in the
\nbathtub. I shoo it from the bathtub if I want bath privileges.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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